What's your favorite disguise? [/meta]

posted by letter shredder @ 11:59 a.m. on 1/20/2006

"Great art is about conflict and pain and guilt and longing and love disguised as sex and sex disguised as love..."
                                          -- Lester Bangs, Almost Famous



Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Are You Living in 2006?

posted by letter shredder at 9:30 AM

YOU KNOW YOU ARE when...


1. You accidentally entered your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.


And now, YOU ARE LAUGHING AT YOURSELF.


e-mail from mr. commuter

3 revealed their disguise



3 Masks: Blogger Manzkee whispered...

Was that all about internet addict? Funny anyway.

12:00 PM   Blogger Fuckkit whispered...

It's all true :)

7:18 PM   Blogger Deb Sistrunk Nelson whispered...

I love these. Funny - and true when it comes to me. I've done #1 more times than I can remember. The worst instance is when I placed a muffin in my microwave, and entered my password instead of the time. I got engrossed in something else while the muffin stayed in the oven for 35 minutes instead of 10 seconds.

My home was full of smoke by the time I realized what had happend. I opened up the microwave door to ashes. Someone knocked on my door. It was the mother of one of my daughter's frineds. The mom was bringing over her daughter for the first time. I made a great impression!

10:45 AM  

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