What's your favorite disguise? [/meta]

posted by letter shredder @ 11:59 a.m. on 1/20/2006

"Great art is about conflict and pain and guilt and longing and love disguised as sex and sex disguised as love..."
                                          -- Lester Bangs, Almost Famous

Friday, May 29, 2009

Hello, Stranger!

posted by letter shredder at 1:53 PM

(One extremely boring night)

Sanjog: watch this
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi i'm male 16 and U?
You: i m pretty yung 2
You: that was quick
Stranger: ?
Stranger: you have msn baby?
You: m a baby that shaves

Jaycee: huh?

Sanjog: i used this http://omegle.com/
that YOU is me
try it
u chat to a random unknown stranger

Jaycee: and then?

Sanjog: chat
that's all

(After a minute)

Jaycee: this is hilarious
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ㅎ2?
You: ?
You: hi
Stranger: 안녕이라고
Stranger: 한국인아
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: 뭐야너

Jaycee: hahahaha

Sanjog: ha ha ha ha ha

Jaycee: Where did u learn about this?

Sanjog: Sharky
fish man

Sanjog: Stranger: hi asl
You: god 10000 SEX always 3 times a week
Stranger: so are you a girl
You: let me tell you what is Ivtech
Stranger: god it is impossible to find an actual girl on this website who wants to have a sexually explict chat
You: two camshafts controlled by a chip; changing the timing according to the rpm of the car

Jaycee: hahahaha
I'm now talking to Michael Jordan
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey its michael jordan
You: which michael jordan?
You: 11 0r 12?
Stranger: the one who played basketball
You: i know him
You: but with his vast collection, im geting confused
Stranger: i played for the bulls remember me
You: i cheered for our "new">barangay
Stranger: wut
You: just kidding
You: so u ran out of endorsements
You: ?
Stranger: no i am endorsed with hanes
You: ahhhh
You: and how has the recession affected u?
Stranger: and i have a clothing company
Stranger: o i have been doin fine playin some b-ball
Stranger: ive been ok
You: i heard abt ur latest customized jersey
Stranger: wut
You: u dont know abt ur latest customized jersey for the bulls?>
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dont
You: then u should check yahoo news abt urself

Sanjog: hahahaha
i am talking to someone from korea
i made a friend
he wants to learn english
he keeps saying nono
he writes without space bar
he says byebye
i have to say nono

Jaycee: hahahaha
I have to meet Obama here

(After a couple of minutes more)

Sanjog: I got Obama

Jaycee: really?

Sanjog: yeah
You: i am looking for president obama
Stranger: that's me
You: great
You: so howz life
Stranger: its ur lucky day
Stranger: lifes hectic
You: certainly iz
Stranger: but good
You: great
You: howz the pooch doing
Stranger: the american ppl have realized that it takes a long time for theses crises to end
You: i hope he doesnt mess up the white house carpet
Stranger: the pooch is doin great, tahnks
You: u opened up the Swiss bank account yet
Stranger: hah, even if he does, this is the white house, son,we get new rugs super faast
You: ofcourse
Stranger: and why would i tell youthat
Stranger: you have red too many novels, son
Stranger: *read
You: nah
You: just a GAS
You: oh oh
You: i know the american style
You: probabaly we can shoot the pooch with bazooka

(Sometime more later)

Sanjog: i am exchanging Tai-chi lessons for english

Jaycee: hahahaha

(And later than later)

Sanjog: "shi shi ni" is "thank you" in chinese, right?

Jaycee: yep
she she, i think
"nihao ma" is like "how are u"

Sanjog: i know; i was just wondering how to write it

(8 minutes: the log said so)

Jaycee: hey, nono

Sanjog: yesyes

Jaycee: he's now asking me to describe myself
should i suggest a mail-order-bridesite?

Sanjog: say i am 77DD

Jaycee: shut up
it should be 85F

man those are awsome
he will have a heart attack

(Zzzz Zzzz Zzzzz)

i am translating mozart in chinese

Jaycee: just say do-re-mi-no-no

(Trying my luck the next morning)

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: are u obama?
Stranger: no
You: *broken hearted
Stranger: im luke though
You: skywalker?
You: :-o
You: *force be with u
Stranger: sure:)

7 revealed their disguise

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Looking on the brighter side of life

posted by letter shredder at 3:40 PM

While talking about the new moderators in the Calvin and Hobbes (CnH) community

A$im: hey ,..there r new mods there

me: mods? do i know the mods?

A$im: yaaa all of thm
there's no me in the list damn...

me: so who are they?
i only know meeta
if it's asa
then forget abt it
we are bound to be in the opposite poles

A$im: i was number 1 contender
confused n juggie r new mods

me: at least both are friends
but even shamaz doesnt hang out that much, i think

A$im: :P
yaaa...he is in india these days
job hunting
even juggie is not not much active these days

me: i see him late at nyt
like before it turns 12 in india
and by that time, i am zombied out
so i dont get to talk to him much

A$im: oh......
i was the most recommended one....why didnt she make me one

me: who was supposed to choose anyway
see, asim, u dont need to be a mod

A$im: owner

me: just befriend the mods and then act like a secret agent

A$im: lol :P

me: so even if u ask them to ban someone, u dont get urself in trouble

A$im: hahahaha :P

me: nice, ryt?

A$im: u got a point

me: and in cnh, it's not like girls run after mods
girls are actually afraid of them

A$im: lol :P :P
hahahaha :P

me: juggie didnt consider this before being chosen as mod
i bet shamaz too

A$im: meeta recommended me n confu

me: the owner is debra, ryt?

A$im: yep

me: i sooooo dont know her
does she know u?

A$im: nope...

me: then that answers it

A$im: :P
i'll ask meeta

me: it's ok if u are not a mod
i'll vote u mr. cnh international

A$im: lol :P
i guess i can live without being a mod

me: if u have such title, girls go after u
and many girls will feel inferior compared to suna

A$im: i dont wnt nymore grls going after me...

me: coz mr. cnh international chose her
this is all just a show :p

A$im: lol :P :P

me: and u cant stop girls who will run after ur fame
and body
they dont love u
they just want ur body

A$im: but its mine .... :P

me: they just wanna use u

A$im: where these grls hiding??? i've been looking for thm whole my life :P

me: dont worry
even darthy is STILL looking for them

A$im: lol :P

5 revealed their disguise