What's your favorite disguise? [/meta]

posted by letter shredder @ 11:59 a.m. on 1/20/2006

"Great art is about conflict and pain and guilt and longing and love disguised as sex and sex disguised as love..."
                                          -- Lester Bangs, Almost Famous



Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Hail the Mechanical Contrivium

posted by letter shredder at 11:47 AM

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jaycee!

  1. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Jaycee has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
  2. Jaycee has a memory span of three seconds!
  3. Jaycee can last longer without water than a camel can.
  4. Jayceeolatry is the mindless worship of jaycee.
  5. It took Jaycee 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
  6. Jaycee can sleep with one eye open!
  7. During severe windstorms, Jaycee may sway several feet to either side.
  8. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Jaycee into a volcano it would stop erupting!
  9. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Jaycee.
  10. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Jaycee.
I am interested in - do tell me about



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I'm thinking. Should I put this in my profile page?


And I have a question: Are the snakes here male? ;)


And please, please, please don't tell the Nicaraguans my whereabouts.


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[Edit]


READ THIS: Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw beautiful young women into a volcano it would stop erupting.

3 revealed their disguise



3 Masks: Blogger manzkee whispered...

One Snake is in, and he can sleep with both eyes open.

12:37 PM   Blogger manzkee whispered...

One male snake is in, and he can sleep with both eyes open.

12:39 PM   Blogger letter shredder whispered...

funny you had to emphasize MALE...
just kidding! ;)

5:30 PM  

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