What's your favorite disguise? [/meta]

posted by letter shredder @ 11:59 a.m. on 1/20/2006

"Great art is about conflict and pain and guilt and longing and love disguised as sex and sex disguised as love..."
                                          -- Lester Bangs, Almost Famous



Thursday, November 03, 2005

Freudian Slips

posted by letter shredder at 2:28 PM

At a file regarding driving under the influence of alcohol, which mentioned finger count as one of the Field Sobriety Tests:

Mistranslated text:
THE WITNESS: He manipulated his finger in the proper order. And he touched each finger in the right SEX... So he performed -- manipulated his finger in the proper order. We're looking at small-muscle control.

Translation:
THE WITNESS: He manipulated his finger in the proper order. And he touched each finger in the right SUCCESSION... So he performed -- manipulated his finger in the proper order. We're looking at small-muscle control.

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Lately, I'm becoming famous for these lines:

after a sleepover at Tati's place, in a jeepney on our way to school
ME: (To Neal) Nag-enjoy ka ba kagabi?

when I was telling a story about a classmate in Comm 3 who plays the violin and the guitar, paints, and rides the motorcycle
ME: (to Tati, Neal and Vidal) Mahal ko na siya!
NEAL: Bakit?
ME: Kasi ginagawa niya lahat ng gusto ko.

when Rommer was asking for that lugaw treat
ROMMER: Jaycee, wala pa akong nakukuhang katas galing sa pinagtrabahuhan mo.
ME: Eh ako rin naman. Wala pa akong nakukuhang katas galing s'yo.


Well, you just really have to know me to understand what I mean.

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Some text messages:

from a classmate in Comm 3 who was late for a meeting
VAL: I'm coming!
Huh?

from JC who was also late in a meeting at Galle
JC: I'm on the way.
manganganak na siya???

LESSON: NEVER BE LATE!
Sabi nga ng teacher ko sa Electronic (yeah, like Mathematic and Physic),
*insert thunder*
"BE COME ON TIME!"

ANNOOOOOOO? DAAAAAAWWWW?

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