What's your favorite disguise? [/meta]

posted by letter shredder @ 11:59 a.m. on 1/20/2006

"Great art is about conflict and pain and guilt and longing and love disguised as sex and sex disguised as love..."
                                          -- Lester Bangs, Almost Famous



Friday, March 30, 2007

Sleeps with Butterflies

posted by letter shredder at 8:47 AM

Tori Amos



Airplanes
Take you away again
Are you flying
Above where we live
Then I look up a glare in my eyes
Are you having regrets about last night
I'm not but I like rivers that rush in
So then I dove in
Is there trouble ahead
For you the acrobat
I won't push you unless you have a net


You say the word
You know I will find you
Or if you need some time
I don't mind
I don't hold on
To the tail of your kite
I'm not like the girls that you've known
But I believe I'm worth coming home to
Kiss away night
This girl only sleeps with butterflies
With butterflies
So go on and fly then boy


Balloons
Look good from on the ground
I fear with pins and needles around
We may fall then stumble
Upon a carousel
It could take us anywhere


I'm not like the girls that you've known
But I believe I'm worth coming home to
Kiss away night
This girl only sleeps with butterflies
With butterflies
With butterflies
So go on and fly boy

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Thursday, March 29, 2007

TAXic Engagement

posted by letter shredder at 5:46 PM

One fine day in the office after the distribution of pay slips…


JAYCEE: I still can’t explain why my withholding tax is this much.
JASON: Neither can I.
JAYCEE: Every payday, I consider getting married for convenience.
JASON: That’s common nowadays.
JAYCEE: But to whom shall I get married?
JASON: (Looks at me.) If you like, we can get married.
JAYCEE: (Casual but serious.) So how many children would you like us to have?
(FYI: Jason is happy and gay.)
JASON: Ahm…
JAYCEE: Okay. Let’s just wait for an immaculate conception.

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Thursday, March 22, 2007

Transformation at 23

posted by letter shredder at 5:34 PM

Haven't been posting for a while and this may not be the best time to tell you why. I'm still on my way to meet with Obi-wan's wife for some activities we'll be having this weekend.


I was reading some past posts and I really wanted to laugh realizing how I was like a few months/years ago. To illustrate what I mean, I'd be answering some questions I've answered before.


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September 2005, a few months after stepping out of college


SEVEN


seven things that scare me
1. broken promises
2. rejection (from significant people)
3. not being able to watch at least one movie in a week
4. losing people
5. goodbyes
6. being attached to people who do not care
7. immaculate conception (better ask me to explain this)


seven things that I like the most
1. MOVIES!
2. music (rock and reggae)
3. basketball
4. roadtrips
5. radio-controlled cars
6. cars
7. comic books


seven important things in my room
1. guitar
2. computer
3. cd player
4. white bed with white sheets
5. brown *anik-anik* box (containing lovely memories)
6. art materials
7. signed band posters


seven random facts about me
1. I love wearing white clothes (if any) when I sleep.
2. I live across the beach but I do not know how to swim.
3. I do not smoke nor drink.
5. I seem to be a tough nut to crack but I'm a crybaby, too.
6. I often find peace in silence.
7. I have a 3-year-old brother.


seven things I plan to do before I die
1. visit Europe and stay there for at least three months
2. skydive
3. paraglide
4. have my own rock band
5. tell some people I love them
6. have my own home theater
7. drive a ferrari


seven things I can do
1. sing (especially songs of alanis and sarah mclachlan)
2. play/smash the guitar
3. paint
4. cook
5. write poems and good letters
6. listen. listen well.
7. laugh like a little kid


seven things I can't do
1. drive
2. swim
3. bike
4. i paint but i'm poor at freehand drawing
5. play table tennis
6. detach myself from anyone
7. act like nothing is wrong when something actually is


seven things I say the most (i'd rather be honest than be saintly)
1. ewan.
2. 'di ko alam.
2. yeah, right.
3. bakla!
4. my gaydar's working.
5. sabagay.
6. hahaha! tanga!
7. malay ko.


seven things that attract me to the opposite sex
1. enigmatic personality
2. eyes
3. his silence
4. humor
5. wit
6. music preference
7. goals in life (not necessarily like mine, but he must at least have an idea of what he really wants)


seven celebrity crushes
1. Johnny Depp (on some ocassions)
2. Zak Hogen Esch
3. Rich Herrera
4. Bruce Quebral (if he's considered one)
5. Marat Safin
6. Karl Roy
7. Gavin Rossdale


seven people I want to see take this quiz
1. Brad
2. Bruce
3. Neneng
4. Terry
5. Alvin
6. Ki
7. anyone who seems to be interesting


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March 2007, a few days after turning 23


SEVEN


seven things that scare me (now, they don't stop me anymore)
1. not being with my family for a long time brother
2. talking to some people more confident than i am
3. making calls
4. being left in the middle of something
5. being lied to
6.
7.

seven things that I like the most
1. increasing equity
2. meeting a lot of people
3. contributing to other people's lives
4. MOVIES!
5. cars
6. basketball
7. road trips


seven important things in my room
1. mobile phone
2. books (a lot!)
3. audio cds
4. bed
5. pillows
6. matress
7. clothes


seven random facts about me
1. I lack/love to sleep.
2. I am a possibility of love, wealth and abundance.
3. I am a stand to being loved.
5. I am committed to being fully self-expressed.
6. I go beyond reasons.
7. I love Strawberry Shortcake (believe it or not).


seven things I plan to do before I die
1. Spend three months in Europe (one month in Italy alone) for my honeymoon
2. skydive
3. paraglide
4. fly a jet
5. drive my own X5
6. have my own home theater
7. own a lighthouse


seven things I can do
1. "read between the lines"
2. come up with a soaring phone bill
3. relate to people coming from their possibilities
4. accept people as they are
5. communicate well
6. be grounded to reality
7. laugh like a child


seven things I can't do
1. drive
2. swim
3. ride a bike
4. i paint but i'm poor at freehand drawing
5. play table tennis
6. lie (not really good at it)
7. hurt anyone


seven things I say the most
1. thank you.
2. i love you.
2. possibility
3. love
4. wealth
5. abundance
6. awesome!
7. cause in the matter


seven things that attract me to the opposite sex
1. business mindset
2. Landmark Education graduate
3. goals in life (not necessarily like mine, but he must at least have an idea of what he really wants)
4. humor
5. wit
6. responsible
7. enigmatic personality


seven celebrity crushes (to be updated)
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3.
4.
5.
6.
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seven people I want to see take this quiz
1. anyone who's fully self-expressed
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.

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